Chinese Guess Who

- Does your person have black hair?

- Yeah. Does your person have a Hello Kitty backpack?

- Yeah. Dude, this is pointless, we’ve been playing for fifteen minutes and haven’t eliminated a single person.  We’ll be here all night.

-You’re right; let’s play Monopoly.

Big People, Big World

Britain has failed miserably on the world stage when it comes to producing enormous people. Their fattest man, Barry Austin, is a mere 700 pounds and he can walk. What kind of fattest man can walk? America’s fattest not only require transportation via forklift, but generate enough gravity to levitate pencils. SKY TV has rewarded Barry’s sloth and destructive eating habits with a television show, where on our side of the Atlantic, our heaviest are given diabetes, bedsores, and extreme shortness of breath. Where is the justice in that?

Myspace Music Bulletins

I’ve been working with some musicians to create adverts that they can post around Myspace.