Photoshop Phun!
April 18, 2008
Bird Crap
April 17, 2008
I’m curious as to why a bird’s never shat on me before. Let’s assume that I’m one tenth the size of an automobile. Now, I’ve had my license for four years, and my car probably gets dumped on about twice a month. I’ve been walking and alive for twenty years, yet I’ve never been shat on. Those stats don’t make sense to me. Do other people get shat on by birds? Do I have some sort of gift that allows me to avoid it? I really don’t know. One thing is for sure though, and that is that the Pope and Herbert Bush just got married:
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April 16, 2008
Pleassse let this be real.
Goodbye, Charlton Heston
April 7, 2008
May you reincarnate as an ape.
